The girl of nowadays....demand

Boy: Marry me...?
Girl: Do you have a house...?
Boy: No...
Girl: Do you have a BMW car...?
Boy: No...
Girl: How much is your salary...?
Boy: No salary... But,
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can I marry you? Leave please!

Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche... Why I still need to buy BMW?
How can I get the salary when actually I'm the BOSS...!!

There was girl who loved a boy
so much she said to the boy, "If I
told you that I liked you, would
you take it as a joke?"
The boy said, "Yes I would."
She asked, "Why?"
The boy replied, "Because I know
you don't like me, I know you love
me!"